UN Security Council Grammar Police on Ceasefire in Gaza

Security Council Fails to Adopt Resolution on Imperative of Immediate, Sustained Ceasefire in Gaza, Owing to Vetoes Cast by China, Russian Federation

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The USA resolution???…determines the imperative…

is third hand deciding a second hand to chose a first hand…this unequivocal assault on the English language is indefensible. I decided it was an imperative to call it out.

Folks, We determined an imperative that son Hunter should clean his room and do his chores…and Folks, it was an imperative to determine that sister Kamila should take out the trash…determining to decide and choosing an imperative, but to actually order someone to do anything..thats too strong…we want to sound assertive but dont want to say…No..stop..do this or else…I could say…stop this now, or we are deciding on an imperative to suggest to you…much nicer. We are nice.

you just decide to say it’s imperative. It’s sounds impressive and using 5 words to say No means you sound diplomatic. Don’t give an order. Just say it’s imperative. Get it.

House on fire.Run. or we decided it is an imperative that you might consider vacating the abode you currently find yourself residing in.

We are still determining what imperative we will decide to determine why our UN Resolution failed ..dirty China and Russia…how dare they veto..we would never do that…and aids tell us, look up obfuscation and look up how to unequivocally equivocate. Unequivocal is our new favorite word. Sounds so strong. You mean it sounds weak??.

We are determined that the imperative that other UN members decided to veto what we already determined to imperatively veto is an imperative to decide that next time, we might need to sound more imperative,… do this, do that, rather than to decide to

Just sound imperative. Maybe one of our IDF precision cluster bombs will persuade them.

It’s the best we could do to ask for a ceasefire without asking for a ceasefire. Get it. That was the imperative we decided. Palestine. Where is Palestine. Who cares. This is about the election. Don’t think we care about Gaza. This is about votes. That decided our imperative to think about considering to position ourselves to sound like we care hoping that our idiot audiences won’t read the fine print. That is what we met to decide that this was imperative..its was poetry. “Decide on an imperative”…means you sound serious and allows you to do nothing. Impressive.

That’s why my gym never sees me..I decided that getting fit was an imperative. Two state solution we decided is a contingency that is an imperative OR ceasefire is a concept that we give due consideration in the light of the imperative to sound like we care when in fact we don’t give a shit. If our audience are literate we are gone, but we decided on the imperative. We hope you decide that your decision on our imperative will be just as decisive as ours was.

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